Firefly(TV series)

Probably the most epic of epic TV shows, Firefly is a Sci-Fi Series about the crew of the Firefly class ship Serenity. The crew are a series of misfits who feel the need to be pirates. The Captain, Malcolm Reynolds, was a Sergent during the war of the Brown Coats. He was on the side of the Brown Coats, which meant that he was an enemy of the Alliance. The Alliance is a government that has control over most of the galaxy. Whether there stealing or fighting Reavers, Firefly is a TV show for the Archive.

The name's Mal Reynolds, and I hear that you have some cargo that needs transfer.

Gravity(PG-13)

One of the best movies I have seen in a while, Gravity tells the story of Dr. Ryan Stone(who is a women so don't get confused bye her name.) Who is out seemingly routine space walk. Dr. Stone is a mechanical genius so NASA asked her to do some work on the Hubble Telescope which was damaged for some reason that they don't mention. NASA makes a transmission and says that the Russians had been trying a new rocket and had hit there own satellite. They said it wasn't a problem but, sure enough, it quickly becomes one. All members of the crew are killed accept for Dr. Stone and another guy who the name of I can't remember but he's played George Clooney so he quite funny from time to time. I think that pretty much raps up the review/summery of Gravity. I don't want to spoil the movie so I'll leave it here. Leave suggestions for movie you think I should review.

Your gonna make it.
 

AIRPLANE!(PG)

How funny does it get?! AIRPLANE! combines  a sappy love movie with airline disaster. It would have been rated PG-13 if it where made later. It's not bloody or gross at all, just EXTREMELY funny. I can't tell you very much about the movie because I would spoil the movie. But I will tell you a little bit: A flight attendant is heading toward an airplane when her X-partner comes by and asks her to come back home with him, She says no so he gets on the plane. That is just about all I can tell you.
So enjoy the movie if/when you watch it.

Roger: We have our clearance Clarance.
Clarance: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
 Roger(Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.)                         Victor(Back)                                 Clarance(Pilot)

 

Conan the Barbarian(R)

OMG they saved so much money on dialogue in this film! I swear, there are only like, ten lines in the hole two hour movie! Anyways, the movie is good because it is so dumb. Another Schwarzenegger film, (I seem to have a lot of those on this blog. Wonder why?) The basic plot is that a young boy named Conan is in his village when it is attacked, after they kill all the men and did various things to the women,(They don't show that in the film, but since it is a barbarian movie I assume that there was some. Who knows.) One of the most important things about the beginning is the sword of Conan's father. Which is forged during the opening credits, is stolen by a wizard barbarian dude,(James Earl Jones) who tests the blade by beheading Conan's mother. Then they take Conan to a work area where he has to push a giant wheel thingy that is made out of wood. After like ten years Conan is the only prisoner alive. They put Schwarzenegger's muscle to good use here. I mean if you had pushing a giant wood thing since you ten then you would be pretty strong, right? So they take him to a gladiator fight thing where he gets his shoulder nearly bitten off. Not surprising that he ends up doing more and wins them all. From here I'll let you watch the movie. Even though there isn't much to spoil, I don't want to tell you more. Please tell me if there is movie or TV show you would like me to review.

Conan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iron Man 3(PG-13)

Basically the most crappy movie ever. I was so disappointed after the first two which great they had to make this one which was terrible. The only good parts where the special effects. They where good and that was about it. Since when could you go from Mrk. 6 two Mrk. 42 in two movies?! I should probably stop before I start using foul language. But I have to leave a quote from the movie.

Tony Stark:How many people in the air?
J.A.R.V.I.S.: 13 Sir
Tony Stark: How many can I carry?
J.A.R.V.I.S.: 4 Sir

Iron Man 2(PG-13)

After the first Iron Man movie, they had a lot to live up to. They started with an all star cast:
Robert Downy Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, and Sam Rockwell. After perfecting his suit, Iron Man decides to stabilize all unstable relations with other countries. The news of this finds it's way to a man named Ivan, who revenge on Stark. And so there rivalry starts. Justin Hammer, head of Hammer Industries, has started making weapons for the army. He is not as good as Stark, but since stark has stopped making weapons, he is the only choice. He wants to make Iron Man suits for the army, but Stark refuses to hand out the design. So there starts another rivalry, Stark has his work cut out for him.

I think it's a good movie so I suggest it to anyone who likes Terminator 2:Judgment Day. If you haven't seen Terminator 2, it's basically a very funny action movie.

You wanna be the war machine then fight for it!
 

Iron Man(PG-13)

Iron Man. Who doesn't know who this super hero is? This movie is one of the best super hero movies ever in my opinion. In the beginning, you see the arrogant Tony Stark, CEO of the largest weapons company in the wold: Stark Industries. While he is being driven back from showcasing one of his new weapons: The Jadeko Missile, his van gets attacked. He manages to escape before the car he was in exploded. He hid behind a and pulls out a radio. But before he can use it, a missile lands beside and gos off. The next moment you see him on the ground with red dots all over his chest. The missile was filled with shrapnel, some of it got into his chest.The next moment he's in a terrorist camp with a electro magnet in his chest. I'm not going to go any farther about the movie because I would spoil it.
So I guess that raps up this review.
Leave a comment if there is a movie you think I should review.

The three suits from the first movie:

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure(PG)

Who doesn't have a fantasy about traveling back in time bodacious* historical figures? Bill and Ted have spent so much time on there band Wild Stallyns that they are flunking history. Teds dad threatened that if they flunk, he's sending Ted to military school in Alaska, which would mean no more band. So they go out and try to find the answers to all the history questions. When they where asking for answers at a gas station, a most peculiar and bodacious thing happens: A phone appears out of no where. And a man waring sunglasses and an over coat steps and tells them this:
My name is Rufus and I have been sent from the future to help you with your history report.
To which they say:
Do you know when the mongols ruled china?
To which he said:
Why don't you go ask them?
To which ted says:
Should we trust him?
To which bill say:
We have seen many things in our short life. But nothing as bodacious as this.(There's that word again! I can't help using it this much.)
To which Ted says:
I don't trust him.
To which Bill says: Ted, Alaska?   
Then they both get in.
Then they are taken on an Excellent Adventure through time and space.

Party on dudes!

*This epic word means AWESOME!

Roxanne(PG)

Roxanne is a very funny movie starring Steve Martin who we all know and love, as well as Daryl Hannah, who not all of us know. In this film, CD Bales is the head of the local fire department and has one very interesting feature, his incredibly large nose. Everyone who knows him, knows not to talk about or they will get beaten up. When a knew recruit comes to the fire Department, the local girl Roxanne takes a liking to him. When she tries to flirt with him, he gets nervous goes to the bathroom and barfs. This happens a lot. Over and over. So he comes to CD for help. So CD asks him what he would like to do. He said write her a letter. So CD asks him about how he felt when he first saw Roxanne. To witch he replies, horny. So the letter needed a lot of editing. What ends up happening is CD begins writing love letters to Roxanne and that's how it starts.
Over all, good movie. It had me ROFL a few times.

You must love the little birdies a great deal, by giving them this to perch on:

 CD Bales.

Alien(R)

Alien is a movie about, well, an alien. In this film, the ship Nostromo receives a distress(?) call from an alien world. Already shaping up, right? According to code of space, if you get a distress call from anywhere, you must investigate it. When they land on the Alien world, they find a strange monument and inside they find several things, one of which, EGGS!!!!!! One of there crew falls into a chamber, once inside, he finds an egg. He finds that there is something moving inside. Then, the egg opens, and a thingy popped out and latched to his face.(I say thingy, because I do not know what else to call it. LOL) When they come back to the ship, Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), says that they cannot come in until there has been a 24 hour decontamination. But they say that he might die in 24 hours. So they let him in. After one day, the thingy is off. So they celebrate by having dinner with him. During dinner, the most famous scene in Alien happens. In the middle of dinner, he begins to squirm. And then, an Alien comes out of his chest. Then runs free through the space ship. They have to kill it. 'Nuf said. I think it's a great movie and I highly suggest it to anyone who enjoys a good thriller.


In space, no one can here you scream!

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is the sequel to The Terminator, a very popular starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Terminator 2, also starring Schwarzenegger, as well as Robert Patrick who plays T-1000 Terminator. The T-1000 Terminator is a more advanced and is made of a liquid metal allow so it can absorb gun shells and awesome stuff like that. The T-1000 Terminator can morph into things that are about it's size because it's made out of liquid metal allow. The Arnold terminator is a less advanced Terminator made out of armor and flesh sent back to protect the now ten year old John Connor. There are some great scenes where both Terminators are fighting each other, both of them are super strong and they can throw each other across rooms and stuff.
Over all, another good movie and it is definitely worth watching.( I personally like this one better than the other one. But you entitled to your own a opinion.)
Please leave a comment on movies that you would like to see reviewed.

John Connor: Your not here to kill me, I figured that out for my self.
The Terminator: I am here to protect you.
John Connor: My own personal Terminator... AWESOME!
 
 John Connor and the Terminator.

The Terminator Review

Arnold Schwarzenegger is perfectly cast in this film. He is normally very bad at putting emotion into a character, but the terminator has no emotions. In this film, a robotic (cybernetic) killing machine is sent back in time to kill a women named Sarah Connor who is the mother of John Connor who is a hero for the humans after Sky net attacks. He teaches them how to fight the machines, and how to destroy Terminators. Knowing that his mother is attacked by a Terminator, he sends a man back to protect her. Overall, good movie and I highly suggest it to anyone who likes a good action movie. You can't stop him, that's what he does!