Thursday, May 15, 2014

Skyfall(PG-13)(007)

Have you read any of the original Ian Flemming James Bond books? If you haven't at least heard of them, then you will nor enjoy this movie. James Bond seams much more real in this film, he has an alcohol problem. Yet, he still manages to do all the stuff he does. He get's beaten up more, he isn't a crack shot, he doesn't incredible luck with the ladies, he doesn't always win. This I would have to say is my favorite James Bond movie I have ever seen because of those things. I could go into excruciating detail about the sheer awesomeness of this movie but I don't want to waste your time (More then I already have). So on with the quote!

M:Orphans always make the best recruits.

Quantom of Solace(PG-13)(007)

What the heck happened in this movie?! After watching the entire two hour film, I still don't know what the plot was. All there are in this movie are some good assorted chase scenes. That's all. So there isn't going to all that much to this review. I'm going to try to explain what happened in this film:
EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION!!!!!!
LOT'S OF GUNS AND MOAR EXPLOSIONS!!!!!
BIGGER EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!
CAR CHASE!!!!!!
HAND TO HAND COMBAT FOLLOWED BY EXPLOSION!!!!!!
AIRPLANE CHASE!!!!!!!!
BOAT CHASE!!!!!!!*

That pretty much somes it up. If you like what is listed above(Which I personally do), then this will be your next favorite movie.

*These scenes do not happen in that order.

I <3 explosions!